1. My bio teacher rocks my socks off! Last week, I needed to talk to her so I go up to her after class and I see that she has the Elder Wand on her stack of books. Then today, she is lecturing about proteins. To make her point about all the different proteins that can be put together to make completely different polypeptides, she said the proteins were like Legos. What made it better was her saying the polypeptides were “the Harry Potter castle or an Atlantis… dome… thing.”
2. I was just in the dining hall eating and it was pretty empty because most people go home for the weekend. There were four guys a couple tables away and when one got up for more food, he left his phone behind. He came back and started freaking out because his phone was gone. One of his friends called it and the guy listened real hard for it. He heard it so it couldn’t be far away. Looked all over the table, his pockets, his bag. Finally realised it was coming from the napkin dispenser. He got mad at his friends but said “I give you an A for creativity.”
3. I got in the elevator in the dorm after dinner and there are two guys in there (wearing matching shirts!). One notices my Yoshi shirt and says “Nice shirt. I love Yoshi. Do you play it on N64 by chance?” I said yes and he said “Hells yea that shit’s for real!” And we talked more about how cute and awesome Yoshi is because he’s just there being a dinosaur all like “I’m a dinosaur and I’m going to do whatever the hell I want.” And all you girls wonder why I play video games…
4. Bethany, Ashley, and probably Megan went somewhere this weekend. THEY FUCKING LOCKED THE BATHROOM STALL!!! Our bathroom has two sinks, a small shower, and a bathroom stall like a public bathroom complete with lock and no lid on the toilet and that weird bar flusher. Well, the stall is closed and the lock is through the thing on the other side. No idea how they accomplished it. No idea how to fix it. No idea if it was an accident of if they wanted to mess with me. Either way – FUCKING PISSING ME OFF!!!!
Edit: Climbed on small bench in enclosed thing before shower, leaned over, and used a hanger. I got to use the toilet, thank you very much.





